Jacuzzi or Salad

Fickle is a friendship where your so-called buddy is always trying to fix you in a stew and showers you with mustard and horseradish. This was a common reoccurring thing between me and my "pal" Pyro. He'd occasionally try and eat me and then I'd have to wallop him over the head with a frying pan and run from my hot little teenage heartthrob buns.

Ah, those were good times.