The Power of Vagina Compels You!

More from the always awkward conflict between me and Douglas.

For those who are unfamiliar, Douglas is my gay clone who also happens to be my gay stalker. The relationship between him and I is ripe with symbolism regarding Homophobia, suppressed Homosexuality, and Narcissism. Even though Douglas is a consistent pain-in-the-ass to me, the power of the almighty Playboy magazine often sends him scampering back to the Gay Bar...and gives me about 5 to 10 minutes of pleasurably "me time".