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An Illegal Fireball Across Home Plate

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(Toon 5some Quickgag #3)

An Illegal Fireball Across Home Plate

Written By Salim Al-Mumin


Synopsis

While playing a “friendly” game of baseball with his pal Jamal, Pyro pitches an illegal fireball across home plate.


    It’s a bright and sunny day in Goonsburg and out in Jamal’s backyard he and his pal, Pyro, are playing a “friendly” game of baseball.

Jamal: “Come on, firestarter! Just try and pitch one over home plate so I can beam it back into that block of cement you call a head!” [Jamal says tapping his bat against the ground]

Jamal stands at the plate firmly gripping his Louieville Slugger, ready to knock the ball two weeks into next season. Pyro stands atop the pitcher’s mound (which is really just an old broken-down wheel barrel partly buried in the dirt). He takes a moment to test the conditions for his next pitch, and then lets loose with a monster throw, but it flies over Jamal's head making it no good.

Jamal: “Is that the best you can pitch, Lizard Lips?! There are old ladies who can throw better than you!” [Jamal viciously taunts]

Pyro grumbles and angrily huffs out a puff of smoke. He readies himself and pitches another one clear across the plate, but that too is also a ball. Jamal laughs aloud and shouts,

Jamal: “Geez, Pyro I knew you were a MEGA-moron, but I didn’t know you were a MEGA-loser too! Ha! Ha! Why don’t ya just give up now?! You couldn’t hit the broad side of a billboard if it was two feet in front of ya!”

    Enraged, Pyro glares at Jamal growling like a pissed-off grizzly with a pole up its butt. Jamal strikes the ground with his bat hollering,

Jamal: “Come on, Batter! Batter! Batter! Come on and pitch that ball so I can knock the both of you clear through that fence, you lame-brain…”

Before Jamal can even finish his sentence, a scorching fireball streaks past him across home plate frying him like an overdone strip of bacon. Jamal’s bat disintegrates in his hands as he stands there frozen like a crispy statue. Pyro then strolls over to him with a smug smile on his mug. He leans down and whispers in his ear,

Pyro: “Wanna know a secret?"

Pyro gives off a little puff which causes Jamal to dissipate into the passing wind leaving only his eyeballs to roll comically around on the ground. Pyro then begins walking away clapping his hands together and says,

Pyro: "You’re out.”

Jamal's eyes blink and angrily squint as the cartoon ends with an iris out.
This very short script is part of a series of micro-shorts I've come to call "Toon 5some Quickgags". The regular shorts in my series are intended to be anywhere from 6 to 10 minutes in length. The "Quickgags" on the other-hand are meant to be no longer than roughly 4 minutes. I had originally planned everything to play out in a standard TV show format taking inspiration from 90's series like "Tiny Toon Adventures" and "Animaniacs". The idea was for these mini-shorts to appear sparingly between showings of the regular shorts, sort of like a quick vignette before the next cartoon.

I shall begin making animatics and storyboards for this cartoon in the near future to begin production, and hopefully garner a little attention, support, and help to turn this story into a fully animated cartoon for people of all ages to enjoy. If there are any animators out there with a knack for classic Looney Tunes/Disney style animation who'd like to lend a hand, please send me a note, because I definitely need all the help I can get.

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